Desperately Seeking Simba
Me? I'm Simba. Do you want to hear me roar? Harrumph. Roaring or not, I'm perfectly named, as I am a wild boy! Okay, okay.... So I'm a wild man of middle age, which is to say in my prime. Don't let my dapper moustache and black and white evening wear fool you; in my dreams, I am the lion king! I had a forever person, but then everything changed. If things changed once, they can change again, I always say. Nevertheless, I'd really love the next change to be the last. My perfect family would be one or two mature humans who think they already love cats; just wait until they know me! Let me level with you: I'm not a fan of small humans and other animals in my kingdom. I have plenty of love, character, and games to keep you entertained without those distractions. I'm a great climber, of course, and will love having a garden to control, I mean enjoy. I hear my human friends here talk about `unpredictable behaviour'. Harrumph. That's about right my human's behaviour was unpredictable. You want predictable, then show me some. I'm a big no-nonsense cat with finely tuned snow-white whiskers that pick up on people's feelings, and I can give as good as I get. What I'm ready to get, and to give, is a proper sense of tribe and pride. Give me a consistent, dignified, and loving home, and I'll drop my lion king bluff and become the finest pussycat you ever imagined. Word of honour. Please?<video>https://youtu.be/ifpUr0jbGLQ<video>
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